Three times God is mentioned last night.
"You must pray a lot Alice," our new waitress Janet says as I ring in an order.
"Why?"
"To be able to keep a good attitude here."
"Well, I just go to my happy place."
" Miss Alice, I need God," says Jimi as he's trying to separate a large parties' checks.
"I'm so glad that party I took left me 10% tip on $350," Brenda says sarcastically.
"But, God cares about you," chirps back Natalie with a twist of sarcasm.
"What is that supposed to mean?" I ask.
A shrug from Natalie
"You're going to hell, I say."
"I know."